I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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