Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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hey guys im gay

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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