- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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