why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Bob Saget that is all

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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I read the terms of service.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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