A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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12/23/2012

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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