what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

The chickens have become self-aware!

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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