Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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