There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Charlie Sheen

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Christ is a conspiracy

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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