- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Do the roar!

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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