Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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BIG MAC'S

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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