Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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