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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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