- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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