- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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