- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Maths.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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