- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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