A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Hello.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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this website is a bad joke

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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