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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Male leadership.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

A praying mantis is very graceful

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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