Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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