What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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SUCK MY NUTS

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Mogok Papiti.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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