how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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