wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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WNBA

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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why dont they make black forks

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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