- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??