- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Neil is a reterd.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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