- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A seal walks into a club.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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