- Anti Joke

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.