Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Robin, get in the car!

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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