- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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