Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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