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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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