Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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A whole 'nother.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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