Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

mexicans fishing

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

salad days!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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