- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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