- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

the economy.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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