- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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