Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why? Because.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Hello penis

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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