What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

women's rights, lol

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Eric is gay Ha

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

whats black? the colour

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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