What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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