Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

field day?

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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