what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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