A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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