- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Daniel is a fag

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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