A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why? Because.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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