- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

womens rights.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

The truth is he loves her!!

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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