knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Wait! hundred billions!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Women's rights

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why am I writing this...im bored

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

You were born.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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