- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Whats green? The color green.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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