- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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