- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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