- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Women's rights.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Women's rights

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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