- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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