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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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