- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Charlie Sheen

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Christ is a conspiracy

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