His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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