Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why so serious ?

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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