- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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