- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Do the roar!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Men's rights

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Balls

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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