- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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