- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

I'm so punny.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

knock knock!? . . No.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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