- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Whats green? The color green.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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