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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Please ignore this statement.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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