- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

My spelling is horrible

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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