- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

poop nuff said

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Who's on first? Garvey.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

A possesed goat: "moo"

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