person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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