- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

A black person in the NHL

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Where to, sir? Forward.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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