How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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ASSCHEEKS

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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