Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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