Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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