What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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A black person in the NHL

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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