What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

A black person in the NHL

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Where to, sir? Forward.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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