- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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