- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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