WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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why dont they make black forks

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Do the roar!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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