- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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