- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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