- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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