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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Jordan is pregant

why did you poop because you are a poop

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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