- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

what's up? my penis.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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