- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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